you traded sex for a burrito?
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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