so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
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