I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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