32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize
