yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I just sold a pizza for the ability to listen to spice girls.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
It's like being the dunk pilot of a plane full of pornstars and drunkenness.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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