I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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