Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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