I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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