How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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