don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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