why do cheetos always look like penises
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I just found puke in my bra..
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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