I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
And then my night got REAL pukey
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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