people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
Randomize
