pedialite and red bull = repair kit
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
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