It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
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