She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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