it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
You know you were really drunk last night when you woke up and had someone else's jacket with their car keys and medical marijuana that you wore home from the bar and no sign of your actual jacket.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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