I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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