party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
When the shrooms kicked in we both simultaneously realized we were not the right puzzle piece for the dubstep puzzle.
We made eye contact and were like we are not welcome here, the ravers are onto us and we need to get the fuck out before we get shuffled upon
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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