I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Are we still banned from the library?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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