There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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