dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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