I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
