yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
smell my finger.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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