You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
is it fun? or sober?
Randomize
