Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
My middle name is suave and my vagina shoots rainbows, what else would you expect?
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
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