I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I just googled if crying burns calories
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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