R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
