Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
My crowning drunk achievement from that night was donating $5 to the Obama campaign.
You're perfect
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
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