it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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