I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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