Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
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