your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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