how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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