OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
there was a trapeze. enough said
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
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