It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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