Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
now everythime i write "i'm" in my phone my tap9 spells out "i'm-never-drinking-again". It's trying to remind me
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
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