i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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