People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Soap is not a condiment
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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