Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
Randomize
