Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
Randomize
