Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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