Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
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