She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Make sure you wash your hands. That seagull you threw was very sick.
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