haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
She asked to borrow my chapstick then said "I promise I won't get herpes on it"
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
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