They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Randomize
