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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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