Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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