i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
And at the semi-adult age of 25 I have shit my pants. Not even drunk, just really late to work. Is this real life?
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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