David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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